Who are you...?

Me? I'm Esper, the Daughter of Octagon

And Why do I care?

You.... You mean you don't?

Of course, I do, honey, It's a formula question.

*She looks relieved*

It means "tell me something about yourself"

Oh... well, I've been very much looking forward to meeting you in person. I'm a huge fan, really, and I've got about 84.6% of your broadcasts archived. It's great to finally meet you.

It's nice to meet you too. You've only been out and around in the Nexus for a little while?

*she nods* Well, it's a weird story, really. My godfather, Pope Frig'em'all, made me a mental projection of living energy so that I could, you know, see the world around me before I was born.

And what was that like?

It was weird, at first. I was literally in two places at once, and my sister... I love her to pieces, but sometimes she's a bit too wacky, really. Though, I suppose that's the price of having a sister made of from Toonstuff, really.

What is your sister's name? Will we get to meet her?

Her name's Esper, too. It wasn't so much of a problem before I was born, but it may get confusing after a while, though it wouldn't be fair to ask her to change her name.

She's home, in the Soviet Union now. Father's place. I don't know if she can leave, I mean, it's not a matter of her wanting to leave... but rather, I don't know if she's like, allowed allowed, to leave.

Who's permission would you need?

*She thinks* The Nexus, I think. It's a matter of how she was constructed, really, I think...

What do you think of the Nexus now that you've been outside in it?

It's really a nice place, and it's really nice to finally be able to meet people without the glass tube separating me from the world. It was great to finally meet all of my friends, and Father's friends.

Who do you know except for your Father and GodFather?

Well, I met you and Andromache, and I finally got to meet J. Michigan Spencer. Then there's Doctor Jon Stone, Ashley Conners, Cassie, and Green, and Alex Rovias, and Raymond Stanz, and I got to meet Tor, and Fox, and a robot named X, and Vlad Grimm, and Darla Coyle, and that's about it.

Who do you like best, outside House Octagon?

Best? Godfather Frig'em'all. I'm so glad he came back too. He was sad that he almost missed my Birthing Day, but he made it back just in time.

Do you have any enemies?

No... I mean, who could hate me? *she gives a cute smile*

Do you have any projects you're working on right now?

No. I leave all the building and planning to Father. I'm just enjoying life right now.

What do you want to experience next?

*She thinks for a while* I really don't know. If I knew, I'd go and do it. I suppose the next thing I'd like to experience would turn into a project, really.

What sort of project?

Well, it's something my sister and I started not all too long ago. We want Father to settle down. Find someone and enjoy eternity, you know?

So you're matchmaking, now? Do you have anyone in mind, or are you still exploring the options?

*Sly grin* Oh there's someone, but it's a secret for now.

Well, when you're ready for the gossip column, let me know. Is there anything about you that you'd like everyone to know?

I think that's about it. If people want to talk, just find Father. I'm always by his side.

Ok, then. It was fun talking to you!

*nods nods* It was wonderful to finally meet you, Jenny